29.12.11

android vs IOS (apple)

android is really easy to use.
but most of the games are simple games,
xsyiok.
pastu sesetengah hp yg gna android xleh sapot game2 sempoi2.

ios is really hard to use.
kena jailbreak,transfer,install.
sangt renyah.
tp game2 yg bole maen sgt sempoi.
and every game sume bole maen.

so,pick ur side.


pandaapp.com
website ni byk tutorial and games download.
so spa2 yg agk2 dya noob pasai ntang2 ni,
check this website.
okay.


yeah dude.
apple owned!

19.12.11

placing terkena

okay.
harini aku ad byk idea nak tlis kat blog.

ak nak mulakan ngan definisi "placing".
maksudnya #1 meletakkan alasan atas org lain/memberi alasan yg xmunasabah atas sesuatu peristiwa.
                  #2 membubuh/mengutuk/memerli seseorang.
cnthnya.
aku nak balik awal lepas lepak2.
depa tnya
"nak p mana wei?"
"balik ah,tdoq,mak aku panggil balik"
"tudia placing mak panggil balik truih.p la balik ,xreti nak bercampoq"
tpi mmg benda btul pon,mak aku panggil balik. -..-


so,paham x?
xphm klu.
lantak kat u all.

okay.
placing terkena plak.
sat ak story la.

watak : angah , panjang , aun.
panjang: tudia angah,men gtar nmpk mcm budak kampung btui2.dgan suar koyak,beg plastik kat tgn.hahaha


angah : ni namanya,pekerja yg rajin.


aun: bila pon pekerja rajin,kerja sekerat sekerat.dah la ad plastik tu,nmpk mcm pengemis ja.


panjang : hahaha.tu la pasal.nmpk sedih ja.pekerja rajin la sgt.


angah : xpa lagi,bkan cam sorang tu,pekerja malas.smpai kena p kl jmpa bos. (ni dya dok kata kat aun)
*angah ngan aun pergi kl 2 mnggu lepas,nek motor nak jmpa bos aun,aun ad problem skit kt tmpt kerja*
aku : tu dia,ampa nmpk angah susun game camna (maksudnya angah bubuh balik aun la)


panjang : hg pesepa,org sembang pasal laen,ang sembang pasai kl plak.gila.


aku : hahahahaha.terkena.


panjang : tu la org kta placing terkena.


so paham x cita aku ni?
xpaham sudah.

;D


good friends are like stars.
you don't always see them.
but you know there always there. 

14.12.11

tutorial on how to download movie.

ehem.
rmai org xtaw cmna nak download movie.
seriusly.
bnda ni btul kot.
*xreti la*
*xtaw la kat na nk download*
*xmaw download,nk tgok wayang*

okay,
yg last skali tu.
untung laaaa duit byk khennn.,

anyway.
snang ja.
for me.
i prefer mediafire.
no waiting time,download pon 100kb++/s
so,
just open google.
type (movie name) mediafire.
easy peasy.
then bkak la satu2 webpage tu.
*usaha kena la ada kan?xkan nak suap ja.

9.12.11

i'm gay

gay as in happy okai,

btw.

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

kbai.

10.11.11

haih

seriusly.
mcm2 ak dgar pasal member2 ni.

dok tikam belakang.
kencing sna sini.
kutuk blkang.
perangai menyangkak dan lengai.
menyakitkan hati.
ckp xserupa bikin.
sembang kuat,tpi sepak tong ja.
bekira.
kuat paw.

tpi bagi ak.
kot mana pon xpa.
jgn ampa buat taik kat aku dah la.
skali ampa buat cmtu kat ak.
mmg ak pangkah.
smpai bila2.

3.11.11

some-thing better left unspoken.

why most woman x ska nerd?
ok la.bkan nerd.
xska bdak baik?

i mean, jrg kn kita tgok awek2 cun tgkp gmbq
ngan bdak tight in tngi.pkai spek .ckp sopan sntun.hormat org.

ni x.nk cri yg jht2.yg sembang deras.carut sna sni.

ni bkan ak ckp sja2.
ak dah try dh pon jd bdak baik.
plai kemas2.rmbut skat tepi.snyum je.ckp elok2.gelak sopan2.
tpi haram sekoq pon xmaw.
siap kikih duit ak pon ada.
tu yg xthan tu,
pastu bila ak admit ak ska dya.
then dya ckp.
"la.awat x ckp?len kli ckp."

paikh.xkan sume bnda na ckp kot.
awat.dah buta sgt ka??
tgok org lyn bek skit tu.phm2 la.msti ad sbb.

tp relek.ak ngn bdk tu xjadi papa pon.
dya antaq msj nk mntk duit lg ad la.
PASAI KAT ANG.!

neway.
tu la ak dok pkir.npa?
is it ur family?
or ur past relationship?
or is it ur self?

sometime i kept wondering.
smpai x tdor mlm pon ada.
tp tu la.
susah nk cri yg elok2 la ni.

so to guys out there yg ad awek elok2.
jga lek lok.
biaq org kta kita kepung ka.pagaq ka.
pasai p kt kita.awek kita.silap2 bole jd bini kita.
so org len dok buat kecoh pasaipa.


sorry to anyone yg trasa klu bca.
i'm not tlking bout u guys k?
ak kn syg korang sbb sdi bca.

hehee

1.11.11

random awesome


It all began
At the show one weekend
I was a friend of your cousin said
"hey how you've been"
And with your checkered shirt on
And my Reebok shoes on
Let's watch something random
Turned into something awesome

And I smile I love no, 
I laugh happier somehow
No I don't know what is up with me
I laugh too much recently
No, They don't know much about us
When we're exchanging glances
We'll figure out one day, 
What happened on your 16th birthday

It all began with a simple
Confession
You had an urge to kiss me and
I was on the verge to miss you
And then it happen, 
No
We didn't understand
No
I won't even budge
Before we didn't hang out much
So save me in your playlist
So, 
You wont forget this
When things don't quite go your way
You'll still have me on replay

And I smile I love no, 
I laugh happier somehow
No I don't know what is up with me
I laugh too much recently
No, They don't know much about us
When we're exchanging glances
We'll figure out one day, 
What happened on your 16th birthday

for me.
najwa latif is good.
nice voice.
but the song she make.
*down* *lame* *notawesomeatall*

31.10.11

lovin it


can u see the O?
cannot?
see btul2 la.
cannot gk?
pasai kat ang.ahahaha

1.11.11


its been 2 years.
2 whole years i smoke.
and it's getting worse n worse.
so today.
i'm making an amendment in my life.
that i'm going to SLOW down smoking.
not STOP.
SLOW ok.
hehe.
;D

i'm 50 now!!



u all nmpk x?
my berat dah cecah 50kg.
wohooo.
makan kuat.minum deras.berak xmaw.
;D

7.10.11

things bout men that is true

i admit.
men in a relationship.committed or not.
like to flirt around.
jadi player la konon.
pasang scandal sna sini.

standard la tu.
nama pon laki-laki kan..?

tpi.
kot mna pon.
men in a relationship more than a year.
klu pompuan tu lari,
mmg akn terasa la.
sumpah xtipu.

aku dah buat kajian da pon.

Scenario:
Achik da kahwin,anak 2.
kemudian dya kenai ngan sorang pompuan ni.
2 bulan then gadoh.
then diorang terjmpa tpi jlan.
siap lawan maki2 lagi.
ahahaha.

tpi dya kta.
"aku ni dok pasang byk2,nnti bini aku lari,mmg aku menangis la. sayang kot kat bini."





nampak x?
after effect of love.
it's a thing.
;D

5.10.11

copycat.



yeah.;)

i may not be the best person in the world.
but still, i lived my life doing everything i want.
there's one important you should know about me dear reader.
IM NOT GOOD IN RELATIONSHIPS.
yeah.
everything was fine.i think so.-.-'
the problem is i just cant get her out of my head.
and this is really depressing.
usually, i dont give a fuck about all these shitty feelings.
they will pass by as life goes on.
maybe im stuck here in this fucked up college, that make me be this way.
i dont know.
we used to talk.
we used to have dinner together.
we used to make time for each other.
but now, everythings changed.
maybe im just not too good for you.
yeah, i think so.
there's a lot of people better then me here.
im not as attractive as they are.
im not as smart as they are.
im not as cool as they are.
im just being original.
but the most important thing is, i do care about you.
thats all.
im always there when you need me but you just didn't notice that i guess.
you're busy with all the popularity and stuff going on around here.
thats ok.
life goes on.theres no use for me to regret anything.



p/s: ni aku balas dari blog smile  
.ahahahaha
style kot.post truih laaa.kasi up skit

http://smylesahaje.blogspot.com/

3.10.11

luahan

sabaq je la.
buat relek.

30.9.11

word play.

YMTT - Yang Mana Taw,Taw.

cekeweek - xtaw la.aku xdpt tafsir lagi maksud dya.

shuti - cuti.

ada api,ada mai. - nampak rokok trus kejar.

lengai - lembab.tidak aktif.

mereben - melalut.sembang mcm2.

kong - xlarat.da abes tenaga.

bole bubuh,bubuh. - selagi bole kata,kata.

17.9.11

satu kisah.

em.k.camni.
kisah ni ak men citer ikut pahaman ak je.
klu xphm.
buat2 paham.

one day, ak dan 2 org kawan la tgah bedengung.
sorang kwn ni nama *bukan nama sebenar* eq(say as it sound) bin salleh(pak leh)
sorang lagi nama *bukan nama sebenar* mamat bin saad(pak ad)

lalu,eq berkata kepada mamat.
"wei,kalau aku amek gunting ni tikam pak ad cmna"

lalu mamat pon balas.
"ang try dlu,klu lut xpa,klu x lut pak ad tikam ang balek la"

lalu eq pon balas.
"pastu pak leh amek tikam pak ad balik"

mamat:
"x,satgi mamat mai tikam pak leh dlu"

eq pon kta
"ang try la,satgi eq mai curi buah pelam depan umah truih"

mamat said
"buto ang .jgn amek,mak aku nak makan tu"

eq balas
"hang bila pon mak ang na makan.bekira ngan member2"

mamat kta
"dak eq,btoi la mak aku nak makan"

hafiz
"*laughing*my*fucking*ass*out*(LMFAO)"

pastu aku dah lpa ending dya.
dem.
bede kuat sgt.

13.9.11

KPOP- IU

em.
segan na ckp.
tp kenyataan.

AKU SUDAH GILA KPOP.

ish.
hati kiri kta mcm na delete post ni pon ada.
tpi hati kanan kata bagitau satu dunia.
nak malu apa.
so wat the hell.

anyway.
please layan video ni.
sumpah bes.
sumpah mouth watering.
sumpah cannot eye blink.
hikhikhik.
bye2.

15.5.11

ipod setup

kpda spa2 yg ad ipod kt luaq sna,yg NOOB psal ipod,leh kontek2 ak.
jail break bole buat.app bole buat.games bole gk.

ni senarAi games yg ak ad.
1.gba emulator
2.asphalt 6
3.devilmaycry4
4.black pegasus(tmbk2)
5.dungeon hunter 2
6.themes and lockscreen (androidn lockscreen pon ada)

ni bukan ak buat promosi taw! cuma na buat bakti and tlong org ngan ipod mereka.
maybe kita bole lwn game qeta skli nnti.
or beat my tap3 highscore.
cma na cri teman sepermainan.
hahaha

enjoy responsibly!

9.5.11

liverpool fulham

baru smpai dri utp ke kedai mamak salam,baru na suap nasi,tgok2 dah 2 kosong da fulham kena.
Maka bila gol kedua tu,abes bertarabor nasi xsmpt na suAp sbb menjerit kegembiraan.

anyway,ak exam esok ngan lusa.so wish me luck ok.takutnyaaa~

alaa.xleh boh gambaq ka pkai ipod.xpa t ak ltak gna lappy ak.

5.5.11

Graduation Googles

Some of you might be wondering, what the heck is a graduation goggle?

well,it's actually a term,defined as u will miss something or somebody when u are about to dump/leave them.

okay,i know my definition is rather confusing. Here,let me give u an example.

When u in the high school, u always getting bullied by the senior or by friends. or junior even? (that's worst).
and suddenly when it is graduation day, u realize u will miss all the things, because u knew that u will never see those jerks again.Get it?

i also had this thing,
at first, i was loving my laptop a lot, but then, from time to time it become old and crappy and i hate it when it always making me angry. But then, when i was about to throw it away, i felt like i love it again, although it's old,or crappy or always making me angry, i love all of it and decided not to throw it away.

More over, this term also can be used in relationship.For example, given a situation u a girl, and ur bf like to yell at u, keep making fuss all the time and always fight with u. then someday u cannot stand anymore of his yelling, u try to say the word "i want to break up with you", suddenly u feel a heavy and warm feeling, and u will see that all those yelling are like a song,sang to u by ur bf.and u forgot all about it and make up with him.



From this                                                                                   To this


so,i hope u guys learn something from my post today.
if u guys dont understand,feel free to post at my blog or my facebook, and i will explain to u more.

Enjoy responsibly.

3.5.11

.satu cerita.satu derita.


Kusangkakan panas berpanjangan
            
 Rupanya gerimis, rupanya gerimis mengundang
    
 Dalam tak sedar ku kebasahan

           
  Pernah juga kau pinta perpisahan
          
  Aku sangkakan itu hanyalah gurauan

  Nyata kau serius dalam senyuman

            
  Bukan sekejap denganmu
           
  Bukan mainan hasratku
               
  Engkau pun tahu niatku
              
  Tulus dan suci

               
  Senang benar kau ucapkan
              
  Kau anggap itu suratan
              
  Sikit pun riak wajahmu
             
  Tiada terkilan

        
  Hanya aku separuh nyawa
      
  Menahan sebak di dada
    
  Sedangkan kau bersahaja
       
  Berlalu tanpa kata
Terasa diri amat terhina
        
  Kau lakukan

       
  Sia-sia kukorban selama ini
         
  Jika kasihku jika cintaku
             
  Tak kau hargai

  Dalam tak sedar ku menangis

10.4.11

Sume serba baru

Hahaha
Guitar baru,baju baru,iPod baru,Suar baru.
Syok plak jd org kya ni

Xtaw na tlis apa,sbb pkai iPod.

7.4.11

bangun pagi rokok ilang

sejak 2 - 3 hari ni, muka ak xabes2 dok snyum.
maw xnya, duit mara baru masuk. 6.4k
hahaha.

dpt2 cek duit trus ak lari p batu gajah,
bank in cek.
esok trus masuk duit.
sewa keta p ipoh.
tup2 abes 2k ak spend. haha

neway,back to the topix,
biasalah org kaya, hari2 bli rokok mahai,
yg ak panas nya, rokok sblom ak tidoq ad la lagi 7-8 btang.
pastu bila bangun tidoq ja,
TINGGAL SEBATANG JA!

seb bek berhati perut gk tnggal sebatang.
klu x tnggal langsung lagi ahh.

tpi sebatang pon xckup,kurang2 maw 2 btg.
sebatang pas bangun tidoq.sebtang bila na p berak.
jgn gelak,bnda ni realiti kot.


masuk ari ni da 2 hari da rokok ak tnggal 1 btang.
cukup 3 hari,sumpah ak sorok truih rokok ak.
deret kena paw ja.

jadi pada org2 luaq sna. ingt2 la sma bila na paw.
berhati perut skit n enjoy responsibly. ;D

12.3.11

things that annoyed u?

first and foremost.
the home,about me and contact tab doesnt work.
still working on it.

moving on to our topic.
i'm pretty sure there are many answers that came out from your mouth upon encountering this question.
but for me?
SNORING!

damn i hate it.
it usually happen when i'm at home.
sleeping with my bro, luqman and iman.
they both inherited the snoring disease from my father.

when i'm working on my laptop or playing games or hearing music,
it doesnt bother me that much,
but when i put my head on the pillow,
IT ANNOYED!

how to cope it?
just move their head round and around until the snooring stop.
easy eh?
it's not so easy actually.
u have to 'slap' their head a couple of time to make the snoring completely gone.

so,please be considerate.
think about others too okie?


enjoy responsibly!

mari pulang ke utp ;(

aduh.
dah hari ahad da.sok kena balek utp da :(
sumpah bosan dok utp.
keja ak tiap2 hari.
koi 12- bangun tidoq --> mandi --> makan -->online --> kuar maen takraw -->makan mandi --> online --> movies --> tidoq.

itu lah kitaran idup ak.
kelas?
haha.dah 2 minggu ak x pegi klas.
yela,kalau ak pegi pon,bkan ak paham lecturer ajaq apa.
harap exam ja ak pergi ;D
quiz pon ak ponteng.

jadi pada pembaca2 blog ni.
macam la ad orang baca kan?
rajen2 la pegi kelas.
jangan malas.nanti kena repeat.

PRINSIP IDUP DI UNIVERSITI.
  1. JANGAN KENA REPEAT SUBJEK
  2. JANGAN KENA TARIK BIASISWA
enjoy responsibly! ;D

10.3.11

4 reAsons why ur ex want to meet with you

1.they want to get back with u.
for example when i was 15 years old, my 1st gf asked me out 4 a date after 3months we broke up. i was really reluctant to go out with her but she keep coaxing me with nice words. lastly she told me about her intention about getting back togther but i rejected her. she accepted it and we move on wih our life. but of Coz i was being gentlemAn when i rejected her :D

2.she want to kill u. OMG!
funny story,my friend hooked up with someone kind of emo girl, And after they broke up, he accidentally bumped to her and ran away,Coz the girl looked kindA Mad and was taking something out from her bag, n my fren thought it wAs a knife.wHat a wuss ;D

3.she really want to give something back to you
from the emo girl story,it turned out that the girl was taking out a watch that belong to my friend.hahaha.

4.they want to rub in ur face about how great they have become after breaking up wif u.
em,never had diz experience before.:p

sorry if my post look kinda messy.
used an iphone to post it
credit to khairul anam 

7.2.11

things that i want if i have the money

1. BASS GITAR & AMP.
Faking lawa kan??
damn klu pak ak bilionnare,
tobat ak paw dah gitar ni sebijik.

anyway.
ak baru ja na blaja bass2 ni.
all want force band.
remember the name. n u will smell the glory ;D




2. HARD DISK

Any hard disk is fine for me.
as long size besaq, leh smpan mcm2 video n games n pixca n everything la.
laptop ak pnya hard disk.
2 partition, satu partition 60 gb.
60 + 60 = 120gb.
bru ltak 2 - 3 movies.
dah kuaq warning kata low hard disk memory.
pathetic ><



3.MOTOR BESAQ
Sejak kebelakangan ini.
makin lama main dok mengidam naek motor besaq plak.
dok nek keta rasa bosan plak.
na try nek mtor deras2.
baru leh ulang alik Tronoh Penang tiap2 minggu ;D






ak rasa yg tu je kot dpt ak pikiaq time ni.
xdak idea plak.
huhu ;(